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Some People Just Don't Get It
Sometime in 1996
Words by Kraig Willett
(Note: I wrote this while a moody grad student a
few years back, so please keep that in mind...)
Sure you've seen them. You run across them on
the occasional Saturday afternoon noodle
session. Heck, you probably even know one of 'em.
They are easy to recognize: immaculately clean
steeds, perfectly aligned trademark logos
(usually of the Pearl Izumi type, the pi's are
neatly placed, right down to the euro-style
knickers and matching socks), mirrored shades
(since actual eye contact has been proven to
cause cancer in cycling laboratory rats), no
helmet, and lastly a "man I'm cool" stone-faced
glare. They look as if their dressing time is
significantly longer than their actual riding
time.
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Another, and by far the most disconcerting,
characteristic of the totally clueless biker, is
the apparent inability to remove a lone hand
from the bars and place it in a vertically
upright position. This gesture is often
accompanied by a simple "hey" or "hi there" or
words to that effect; however, this breed of
biker: "ciclis primadonna" has had these and
most of the other courteous genes removed
through selective breeding. In this manner, it
is supposed that the lack of simple niceties
makes for a faster biker. In my observation,
nothing could be further from the truth. I am
convinced that these people don't quite
understand what being a bike racer is all
about.
The bike racing community is a close knit family
that spans the entire United States. I have seen
it with my own eyes. A person who races bikes
can enter a community completely foreign to them
and within days they can have instant friends.
Only one action is necessary. They just have to
find out when and where the local weekend ride
is. That's the cool thing about being a bike
racer. There is such a sense of camaraderie
between fellow cyclists it's incredible. It's
sort of an "us" against society mentality.
Everyone has a story about "the redneck who just
last week damn near ran me off the road". Or,
the race where "I suffered so bad I thought I
was gonna die". Fellow cyclists can relate,
because they've been there and done that. There
is an immediate bond with other bike racers.
That is why it pains me when I see "I'm Joe Cool
biker" parading down the road with their scowl.
It never fails; they simply won't wave and say
hi. The sport is so misunderstood as it is. The
least we bikers can do is support one another.
I've been fortunate enough to see a large part
of this country from the saddle of a bike. I've
been exposed to many types of cyclists. I've
done the big races and have been shelled from
the majority of them. I've ridden countless
miles when the temperature was below freezing
and when the rain gauge was full. I have learned
through experience what being a bike racer is
about. I have learned what sacrifice is and I
have learned to suffer. I share those
experiences with thousands of other dedicated
cyclists. How hard can it be to acknowledge each
other as we pass by doing what we love. I guess
I could see it being difficult if perhaps, say,
one of us doesn't truly love the sport.
I think I finally understand what territorial
surfers feel when they see some dude decked out
with all the cool gear surfing their waves. They
think "poser", and, "they're just surfing to
look cool and pick up babes". I certainly hope
no one starts cycling to pick up women, for they
must have been seriously misled by someone. Both
surfing and cycling are spiritual. Surfing is
one-ness with the power of nature. Cycling is
one-ness with the natural limits of your body
and soul. To find your limits and press them
further is the ultimate.
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You see, bike racing is not about looking the
part. It is not about matching logos and cool
sunglasses. It is not about a steel faced scowl
and highly perched cycling caps. It is about
experiencing the lows and relishing the highs.
It is about living the lifestyle of a person
following their passion. It is about sacrifice.
Above all, it is about humbleness and humility.
The best bike racers in the world win less than
ten percent of the races they enter. That's like
batting .090 in baseball, or shooting 8% from
the floor in basketball. With those kinds of
numbers a bike racers' career in the traditional
sports would be shorter than short. All of the
pro cyclists I have met know that they are only
as good as their last race, and when they win
that's great. But they are bike racers and the
other 90% of the races they do, they won't be
winning. In fact, they'll suffer, and they'll
suffer badly.
It's those low moments, when you're suffering
like a dog with 40 k to go, no food in your
pockets, nothin' in your bottles, and
you're getting shelled, that teach you humility.
And in my book, humility goes a long way. Maybe
those people who look real purty and refuse to
wave have never actually learned humility as it
is taught from the saddle of a bike. Regardless,
the fact remains that some people just don't get
what riding a bike is all about.
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