Then, in 1993 or so, I saw the light.
Fluorescent orange and yellow were the colors of
the new team I was on, and the clothing we used
was from a local Pacific Northwest clothing
supplier called Blik. If I remember right,
that company was the aftermath of Jerry Baker's
Baleno clothing line - Ian Connor, I believe,
was the guy that made the Blik line of custom
clothing happen...

But I digress - this heinous looking vest is
the best vest I've had to date. It's made
out of Gore-tex that has lost all it's redeeming
qualities over the past decade, but the damn
thing still works and it hasn't broken or worn
through. It's a quality garment.
The best thing about this vest is the double
zipper. You can zip it all the way up,
then zip it up "again" to air things out a bit
-> if it gets too chilly you can zip it down and
close things up without having to fumble to
engage a tiny-ass zipper. Did I mention
that I think this is a quality garment?

The next vest I purchased was the only one I've
ever had a problem with. It was another
Pearl Izumi vest which had custom graphics for a
team I rode for during an east coast stint of
mine in the mid 90's. We were known as the
"choppers"... Please, don't ask.

As you might be able to see in the image above,
the zipper crapped out on me in what seemed like
no time. The zipper was so small, you had
to be like a sure-handed surgeon to engage
it. It was inevitable that in the heat of
the moment trying to zip that thing up was going
to be an impossibility - eventually, the teeth
broke, the zipper track (geeze, can you tell I'm
not a zipper lingo guy?) ripped out of the vest,
and I haven't used it since 1998. But hey,
it had a wind flap under the zipper, and the
collar seemed more substantial than the Blik.
Why do I still keep it hanging in my closet?
I have no idea...
The last vest I've sparingly used is one I got
from an unnamed source a couple of years ago.
It's a Giordana Prime Alliance team issue
jobber. I wear it occasionally when I am
feeling a bit delusional and re-living my wanna-be
pro days. When I wear it, I feel like I am
riding in the Tour de France... Nah, not
really - I was just making sure y'all were still
awake.